We all know that girls love pants and all the paraphernalia that goes with them so Underpant toast has to be a winner, for the sophisticated man around town.
Recipe
Begin with a conventional slice of toast, the type often made by a toaster or grill.
Using a knife make a pocket by running it between the two sides.
Next cover one side with Mayonaise, the type you normally use for stuff.
Now cut the edge off.
Then cut off the other corners and make an attractive Y shape in the mayonaise.