After all, it’s a well-known fact that those half-time power spikes are down to people running to the kettle and flicking that switch. If everybody boiled just the amount of water they needed we would save enough energy to practically run all the street lights in the UK, and could also take the edge off those half time power spikes.

To help you on your way, PG Tips is offering three lucky NCOTAASD readers a fantastic eco-friendly kettle, a special edition PG Tips football mug and a year’s supply of PG Tips tea, oh and we're throwing in a copy of our book signed by Wifey and I.

To be in with a chance of winning these PG Tips Premier Prizes and NCOTAASD goodies, just answer these two simple questions by logging in to our mailing list page:

1) If everybody just boiled the water they needed then with the saved energy we could practically run all the street lighting in
a) Battersea b) London c) The UK

2) What distinctive shape are PG Tips tea bags
a) square b) round c) pyramid

Competition now closed!

Your Jaffa Cake views

So whilst only halfway through her 11am mug of tea and second fig roll, I whisked Wifey down to the station and bundled her on the next train to London, with instructions to get to the bottom of it all. You can read Wifey's special report here.